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Steven the Hedgehog is the heroic alias of 3rd grader Steven Agweatips. Steven the Hedgehog is the fastest man in the state of Arkansas and while running at full speeds, he can't be seen with the naked eye, or even the clothed eye. Steven can run faster than anything except for the insults. Steven also has a 78% chance of stealing your girl. If looks could kill, then they would. Steven has been diagnosed with type-2 diabetes and requires 7000 monthly to keep himself alive, so if you'd like to support a living legend, please donate to his Kickstarter. Steven is also failing in his math class so if there is anybody willing to tutor him than that would be very appreciated by me. Thanks again Sharon.

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